Hi, kids! So I’m back again. I’m going to go ahead and skip past the part where I explain and apologize for my recent absence. As we all know, shit happens. I return to you a college graduate and a tepid, tender-footed immigrant into The Real World. No news yet on whether my naturalization has set me on the curvy mountain path to a cash-flooded, hedonistic, bohemian existence or just marching blindly into a lifeless philistinist soul-killing cubicle. I’ll let you know.